Week 16: July 19-25

Dear sirs, please find enclosed last week's columns of decimals:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
Ballard Killbots	0.300	0.364	0.530	4.45	6.60	2.45	1.53	0.257
BattlestarGrantica	0.229	0.293	0.340	2.93	5.18	2.03	0.90	0.236
Bumpin' Utleys	0.231	0.286	0.371	3.19	6.24	2.32	0.73	0.267
ConfusedCricketClub	0.266	0.339	0.407	1.89	8.43	1.72	0.34	0.260
Halfprice Henchmen	0.239	0.326	0.374	3.06	5.76	2.88	0.72	0.244
Hammarby	0.299	0.359	0.455	5.15	7.61	2.70	0.98	0.301
Honkbal Staars	0.256	0.327	0.377	4.20	8.57	4.20	0.91	0.246
Ichi-Chone FLeelix	0.218	0.262	0.417	1.35	10.35	4.05	0.45	0.204
Mike Sweeny Fan Club	0.235	0.309	0.352	3.62	6.12	2.23	1.95	0.265
Most Valuable Mauers	0.263	0.323	0.488	2.14	6.60	2.72	0.78	0.228
Return of the ATPL	0.277	0.366	0.471	2.87	5.94	1.72	0.57	0.286
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.290	0.355	0.495	2.51	7.33	2.70	0.19	0.271
SLUT Dodgers	0.254	0.337	0.368	2.70	6.19	2.86	0.32	0.299
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.244	0.315	0.399	3.23	7.80	3.61	1.14	0.303
WestSideConnectGang	0.300	0.366	0.463	2.86	7.77	2.05	1.02	0.236
League Average	0.261	0.329	0.423	3.14	7.23	2.74	0.83	0.269

All of our hitters sucked! Except for Killbots, I guess. And ATPL and Douchey were okay. And I guess WestsideTelecom. But everyone else needs to sit in the chair of shame and think about what they've done. On the pitching side, I am very pleased to finally have a random collection of numbers to call a true hero, and that is F1e3lix. Everything about that line is perfect, including the hilarious walk rate. The CCC also did pretty good with the throwsing.

I am sort of disappointed that nobody really had a hilariously bad week. You guys aren't even good at sucking. Go hit the showers.

Season:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.293	0.355	0.472	3.47	8.41	2.89	0.72	0.299
SLUT Dodgers	0.258	0.339	0.429	3.42	7.54	3.17	0.63	0.289
WestSideConnectGang	0.265	0.337	0.428	3.49	7.81	3.02	0.95	0.275
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.269	0.340	0.429	3.60	7.79	2.83	1.05	0.277
Honkbal Staars	0.267	0.324	0.416	3.18	8.82	3.57	0.72	0.268
ConfusedCricketClub	0.269	0.335	0.422	3.72	7.20	2.57	0.98	0.277
Ichi-Chone Felix	0.274	0.334	0.436	3.51	7.81	3.11	0.75	0.283
Hammarby	0.272	0.344	0.428	3.65	6.67	2.59	0.77	0.279
Most Valuable Mauers	0.280	0.350	0.466	3.98	7.21	2.53	0.80	0.293
Return of the ATPL	0.275	0.352	0.469	3.42	7.56	3.10	0.81	0.277
Bumpin' Utleys	0.276	0.340	0.443	3.89	7.05	2.57	0.79	0.294
BattlestarGrantica	0.272	0.354	0.451	4.49	6.81	3.35	1.09	0.277
Ballard Killbots	0.262	0.342	0.436	4.82	7.81	3.40	1.20	0.299
Mike Sweeny Fan Club	0.258	0.323	0.418	4.37	6.92	3.20	1.01	0.282
Halfprice Henchmen	0.267	0.348	0.416	4.25	7.18	2.66	1.08	0.297
League Average	0.271	0.341	0.437	3.81	7.51	2.97	0.89	0.284

Good job, gang!