Week 2: April 13-19

So this happened last week:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
A.T.P.L.Strikes Back	0.310	0.379	0.468	4.88	7.31	4.13	0.94	0.276
Ballard Killbots	0.233	0.358	0.433	3.55	8.29	4.74	0.95	0.288
Barry...On Trial	0.229	0.327	0.391	9.29	9.00	5.52	0.87	0.404
BattlestarGrantica	0.216	0.286	0.373	3.02	9.05	2.70	0.64	0.247
B-Town Momma J	0.326	0.385	0.620	5.33	7.53	5.33	0.92	0.254
Bumpin' Utleys	0.288	0.373	0.419	3.35	9.42	2.51	0.21	0.333
ConfusedCricketClub	0.337	0.404	0.592	4.80	9.60	3.40	1.20	0.315
Duck Islanders	0.298	0.349	0.433	2.33	11.07	3.11	0.39	0.287
Halfprice Henchmen	0.354	0.408	0.641	5.26	9.61	2.75	1.83	0.296
Hammarby BbK	0.296	0.370	0.524	3.29	6.81	3.29	0.70	0.232
Honkbal Staars	0.275	0.314	0.433	4.79	7.83	5.11	0.80	0.286
Leapin' Lirianos	0.231	0.315	0.400	6.63	8.10	3.68	2.21	0.347
Mapleleaf FBC	0.282	0.386	0.559	4.72	8.65	2.10	2.36	0.286
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.263	0.371	0.507	3.89	6.32	4.38	1.46	0.206
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.242	0.324	0.368	3.83	8.08	1.91	1.28	0.315
League Average	0.278	0.356	0.477	4.54	8.59	3.70	1.08	0.295

Whoa, guys! Slow down! Tiny hurled spheroids were cruelly obliterated into a messy pulp by Momma-J and the Henchmen, which I guess would be a pretty good name for a band. But anyway, I expect this sort of petty violent behavior out of discount hired muscle, but a mother! How could you? Also, that wacky Cricket Club beat some sense into the ball as well.

Pitching as a whole fared not so well this last half-fortnight, although the Duck Islanders once again come through with a stunning pitching performance and blah blah blah OH MY GOD IS THAT A 9.29 ERA! The very laws and tenets of fantasy baseball science are being rewritten as we speak to account for this display of blatant disregard for decency. I mean, sure, a bad game or two might be expected to produce the occasional unsightly pile of numbers, but this is over 8 players and 31 innings. Awesome. Also, way to write Colin's contribution to hilarious pitching futility out of the history books after but one shining week of glory.

Here is where we stand as a complete season:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
ConfusedCricketClub	0.295	0.377	0.570	5.09	8.80	3.33	1.37	0.290
Duck Islanders	0.292	0.339	0.465	2.33	9.42	3.32	0.27	0.260
B-Town Momma J	0.283	0.348	0.517	3.65	7.31	3.92	0.62	0.248
Bumpin' Utleys	0.295	0.356	0.461	3.14	8.88	2.68	0.55	0.292
Hammarby BbK	0.288	0.356	0.485	3.63	6.58	3.53	1.47	0.221
BattlestarGrantica	0.221	0.318	0.355	2.89	8.28	2.65	0.64	0.256
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.255	0.344	0.458	5.00	7.89	4.33	1.44	0.286
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.253	0.338	0.402	3.71	8.76	2.27	1.13	0.295
A.T.P.L.Strikes Back	0.283	0.344	0.475	4.70	7.36	4.38	0.96	0.284
Barry...On Trial	0.253	0.342	0.419	5.29	8.21	3.02	0.66	0.309
Ballard Killbots	0.268	0.385	0.518	3.65	9.63	4.32	1.11	0.286
Mapleleaf FBC	0.269	0.362	0.493	4.53	9.45	3.09	1.25	0.316
Honkbal Staars	0.253	0.322	0.409	4.53	7.90	4.71	0.89	0.283
Halfprice Henchmen	0.321	0.382	0.564	6.56	8.67	3.34	2.11	0.327
Leapin' Lirianos	0.253	0.344	0.394	6.70	6.91	3.29	1.76	0.327
League Average	0.272	0.350	0.466	4.28	8.29	3.47	1.04	0.285

You will all thank me someday, for BattlestarGrantica's offense is single-handedly combating global warming with highly-concentrated icy suck rays. Also, those dapper Leapin' Lirianos somehow managed to sneak quietly by as I was pointing and gaping inanely at the exploits of the Affordable Henchmen and Barry's Litigation to claim the high throne of Aggregated Pitching Unawesomeness.

Good job guys!