Week 1: April 4-11

Dudes:

Another mighty season full of deeds of legend is upon us. Such as:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.272	0.385	0.483	4.29	8.58	4.11	1.79	0.220
SLUT Dodgers	0.313	0.413	0.557	3.66	7.32	4.12	0.92	0.265
ConfusedCricketClub	0.213	0.289	0.391	1.61	7.66	2.42	0.40	0.256
Most Valuable Mauers	0.255	0.336	0.441	3.42	5.76	3.42	0.54	0.298
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.244	0.315	0.403	2.39	9.37	2.02	0.92	0.238
Return of the ATPL	0.308	0.387	0.626	3.21	6.86	3.86	0.64	0.293
Hammarby	0.288	0.338	0.434	3.15	6.50	2.96	1.18	0.262
Mike Sweeny Fan Club	0.282	0.341	0.507	3.41	7.54	3.41	0.49	0.259
Bumpin' Utleys	0.284	0.351	0.456	3.35	6.89	2.42	0.74	0.265
WestSideConnectGang	0.260	0.330	0.391	4.76	6.75	5.22	1.38	0.250
Ballard Killbots	0.297	0.407	0.528	3.60	9.90	5.70	0.90	0.288
BattlestarGrantica	0.226	0.392	0.378	4.80	7.95	2.48	2.15	0.281
Halfprice Henchmen	0.278	0.338	0.394	2.14	6.02	2.53	0.19	0.206
Honkbal Staars	0.263	0.297	0.359	5.73	8.32	3.51	1.66	0.289
Ichi-Chone FLeelix	0.246	0.324	0.392	5.51	6.22	4.62	0.89	0.335
League Average	0.269	0.349	0.450	3.74	7.41	3.50	1.03	0.269

ATPL totally destroyed some pitchers' confidence, leaving them as empty shells of despair and shattered dreams, which the ConfusedCricketClub then promptly restored. Ballard Killbots, or "Billbots" as I keep calling them in my head for some reason (it's early), and SLUT (Dodgers) did some pretty good work with the bat. I know I'm bias, but check out how awesome Battlestar's Isolated Patience is!

Solid pitching by the CCC, WCWP, and HH, with the Wolfpack's components probably the strongest of the bunch. Look how many dudes the Billbots walked! They pretty much dominated the two true outcomes that don't involve having to twist their neck to see where the ball lands, which seems like a pretty solid health-conscious decision. If you look up "poor peripherals" in the dictionary there is just a picture of Jason making the "Wessssside" hand gesture while wearing his Porsche jacket.

And for the season:

[go back and look at the chart above again].

Keep up the good work, gang!