Week 13: June 29-July 5

I think this might officially be half-way through the season. Oh how the leaves of time fall and wither before us, leaving only fading memories of our heroic fantasy baseball dominance. Such as:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
A.T.P.L.Strikes Back	0.257	0.369	0.440	3.07	8.59	4.60	0.61	0.231
Ballard Killbots	0.263	0.328	0.396	3.98	7.79	1.90	0.69	0.311
Barry...On Trial	0.310	0.367	0.463	3.00	7.23	2.32	0.95	0.289
BattlestarGrantica	0.260	0.358	0.459	3.26	8.04	2.68	0.57	0.283
B-Town Momma J	0.307	0.352	0.482	4.21	6.24	2.65	0.62	0.307
Bumpin' Utleys	0.231	0.284	0.394	3.23	7.85	3.00	1.15	0.297
ConfusedCricketClub	0.189	0.239	0.292	3.27	6.88	3.44	2.24	0.235
Duck Islanders	0.243	0.297	0.383	4.25	7.58	2.73	1.37	0.297
Halfprice Henchmen	0.342	0.402	0.621	1.92	7.51	3.20	0.64	0.213
Hammarby BbK	0.280	0.349	0.397	5.76	5.40	3.42	1.62	0.259
Honkbal Staars	0.269	0.351	0.437	2.25	9.00	2.53	0.70	0.210
Leapin' Lirianos	0.251	0.323	0.462	5.21	7.71	2.70	1.74	0.296
Mapleleaf FBC	0.250	0.338	0.434	5.09	5.67	3.33	1.17	0.278
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.295	0.357	0.476	3.55	9.24	5.45	1.42	0.279
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.318	0.376	0.505	2.02	10.29	1.47	0.55	0.216
League Average	0.271	0.339	0.442	3.61	7.69	2.95	1.07	0.272

Woah there, Connors! Save some meatballs for the rest of us! At least give some leftovers to poor CCC. In all of my long years of looking at weekly fantasy baseball stats and then promptly forgetting them, I don't think I've ever seen a line as tragic and sad and kind of hilarious as .189/.239/.292. Also, I don't really understand how the Wolfpack has an ERA at all. Thems black magic numbers.

Half-time:

Team	BA	OBP	SLG	ERA	K/9	W/9	HR/9	BIPA
Duck Islanders	0.296	0.347	0.471	3.24	8.00	3.64	0.69	0.262
Bumpin' Utleys	0.276	0.346	0.447	2.96	8.05	2.62	0.64	0.277
WalnutCreekWolfpack	0.264	0.340	0.423	3.50	8.24	2.62	0.96	0.283
Mapleleaf FBC	0.273	0.361	0.451	3.41	7.89	2.72	0.99	0.287
Barry...On Trial	0.287	0.357	0.475	4.17	7.78	3.02	0.97	0.286
Ballard Killbots	0.270	0.353	0.463	4.06	7.70	3.19	1.07	0.283
B-Town Momma J	0.273	0.335	0.453	4.13	6.43	3.22	0.84	0.271
Halfprice Henchmen	0.296	0.367	0.506	4.79	7.52	3.15	1.30	0.296
Honkbal Staars	0.267	0.332	0.424	3.98	8.25	3.95	1.04	0.269
ConfusedCricketClub	0.263	0.338	0.465	4.85	7.48	3.38	1.35	0.301
Sam Zell is a Douche	0.279	0.357	0.445	3.78	7.31	3.53	0.95	0.265
BattlestarGrantica	0.265	0.352	0.430	3.94	7.78	3.05	1.14	0.276
Leapin' Lirianos	0.263	0.340	0.449	4.39	7.38	2.72	1.20	0.294
Hammarby	0.261	0.337	0.418	4.47	6.52	3.24	1.30	0.283
A.T.P.L.Strikes Back	0.275	0.352	0.454	4.13	7.26	4.10	1.00	0.280
League Average	0.274	0.348	0.452	3.98	7.59	3.20	1.03	0.281

One half of the season to go. TIME TO REVERSE THE CURSE.